How evil are you?
It probably has something to do with the conflict between my libertarian attitudes in general (1) and my fascist attitudes towards software development (2).
Or maybe it is because of my love of charcuterie. I'm not sure.
(1) So long as someone is not hurting anyone else they should be left alone to do whatever they want.
(2) There is a right way and a wrong way to develop software and if someone isn't doing it my way, they are probably doing it wrong.